The Flying Condom Posted in Really Funny Jokes Running Nose Stupid Prank Gift Running Nose Stupid Prank Gift Why was the rubber flying through the air? It got pissed off. Permalink The Flying Condom 18 words, reading time ~ 4 secs 1 Comment Stupid Cops Joke Posted in Hilarious Jokes One evening, two Alabama State Trooper patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Chevy Camaro going east on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect vehicle crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, “Hey Sarge, why the heck did you stop? We almost had that guy and his girlfriend.” The Sarge replied, “You stupid rookie! That Camaro is in Georgia now. They are an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never be able to catch ‘em.” 91 words, reading time ~ 22 secs No Comments A Jury Full of Lawyers Joke Posted in Lawyer Jokes A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4:00 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty. He found a dozen lawyers in the main lobby and told them that they were a jury. The lawyers thought this would be a novel experience and so followed the judge back to the courtroom. Continue reading A Jury Full of Lawyers Joke 194 words, reading time ~ 47 secs No Comments Divorced and Drunk Posted in Really Funny Jokes A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband, “She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.” “My God!” says the wife, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?” Permalink Divorced and Drunk 91 words, reading time ~ 22 secs No Comments Three Guys Go to Heaven Posted in Really Funny Jokes Mini T-Shirts Stupid Prank Gift Mini T-Shirts Stupid Prank Gift Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter. “So,” Peter asks the first guy, “how many times did you cheat on your wife?” “None. I had a perfect marriage.” “Great,” says Peter. “You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” “Only twice, I think,” says the second guy. “Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?” “12 times. Maybe 13,” says the third guy. “Okay,” says Peter. “You get a rusty Ford.” Continue reading Three Guys Go to Heaven 140 words, reading time ~ 34 secs No Comments The Four Ghosts of the White House Joke
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, “George, what''s the best thing I can do to help the country?”
“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington advises, and then fades away…
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, “Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?”
“Respect the Constitution, as I did,” Jefferson advises, and dims from sight…The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, “Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?”
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“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” Washington advises, and then fades away…
The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, “Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?”
“Respect the Constitution, as I did,” Jefferson advises, and dims from sight…The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, “Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?”
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